tastefullyoffensive:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

AAAHHH! TIM, YOU TOTAL PEEPER! GET OUT OF HERE!

I SWEAR TO GOD IF WE WEREN’T DATING EVERYTHING YOU DO WOULD BE ILLEGAL AND CREEPY. YOU’RE LIKE A LAW & ORDER: SVU BAD GUY THAT BUYS ME FLOWERS ON MY BIRTHDAY.

bunnyfood:

(via squishfacekitties:thrintagecats)

I love inappropriate cross stitching.

3ecowboy:

filmsfoodandphotos:

Solo Cups: Knowledge

I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

Well then. Now I know I average a solid 3-4ish shots a drink I mix for myself. Doing it right? I think so!

Perhaps this would be inappropriate knowledge to disseminate during UNIV 1010.

HA.

(Source: mylifeasastickperson)

did-you-kno:

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I really hope this is true.  My love for Johnny Depp knows no bounds.

neverdisappear:

I will reblog this puppy every single time.

(Source: rraaaarrl)